gizzhead's Diaryland Diary

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2008-07-23 - Unsolicited visit.
2008-07-22 - LIKE WANT NEED.
2008-07-18 - I'm a reasonable man, get off my case.
2008-07-15 - I'm on the karma payment plan.
2008-07-03 - A merody softry soaring frough my atmosphere.
2008-06-29 - Hey gurl heyyyyyy!
2008-06-21 - Are you finished with those errands? ARE YOU FINISHED WITH THOSE ERRANDS?
2008-06-18 - Well if my free time's gone, would you promise me this? That you will please bury me with it?
2008-06-13 - I have been listening to this song for over two years.
2008-06-08 - My thoughts about working (and opening)this weekend, as expressed in two capitalized sentences.
2008-06-06 - I'm... Chuck Bass.
2008-06-05 - Designated Dave.
2008-06-03 - Entry showcasing my faltering abilities as a student #134.
2008-06-02 - Temporary lay-offs. GT.
2008-05-31 - World shut your mouth!
2008-05-29 - In the backseat.
2008-05-28 - My wardrobe and jewelry collection just doubled in size.
2008-05-27 - Teefs fer err body.
2008-05-26 - Zed Zep Top.
2008-05-23 - I had been wondering why no one was updating but as it turns out I just wasn't logged in.
2008-05-16 - Soul of a woman was created below.
2008-05-16 - My stomach feels like it hasn't digested anything I fed it yesterday.
2008-05-15 - Old gyspy woman spoke to me.
2008-05-14 - Spinster.
2008-05-14 - -
2008-05-13 - So many life updates, all without a trace of fun.
2008-05-12 - Moral of this long story: always back up your files and never listen to Jeremy at the Genius Bar who tries to sell you a new Macbook at 3 a.m.
2008-05-12 - Sons of bankers, sons of lawyers.
2008-05-11 - $93 in my wallet. David you're getting paid back pretty soon, just say the word.
2008-05-11 - Why do they never come when Claire is here? Why don't owls swoop in our room to eat them?
2008-05-10 - Etre, etre, il est, tu es, etre, etre.
2008-05-10 - Three days!
2008-05-08 - Vague hallway conversations: \"You KNOW me you KNOW I don't want to feel this way.\"
2008-05-07 - Maybe I'll get a head start on packing.
2008-05-06 - Maybe vision's the right word for what I need.
2008-05-05 - Walking around with shit on our shoes.
2008-05-04 - EIGHT DAYS.
2008-05-03 - 10 days here. Scary.
2008-05-02 - I am sick to death of caring.
2008-04-30 - I'm paper-mache.
2008-04-29 - Brought to you by Google Images, the sponsor of my procrastination.
2008-04-29 - Strawberries, snap peas, carrots, lettuce, M&Ms, tomatoes, asparagus, peppers, raisins, almonds, and Special K.
2008-04-28 - Blankets, pajamas, tea, and books only. Papers not allowed.
2008-04-27 - Short hamstrings.
2008-04-26 - I've packed my comforter, my winter coats, and my books.
2008-04-26 - Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
2008-04-23 - We heart our hive.
2008-04-22 - -
2008-04-21 - The Russian police are stern. Stern, but fair.
2008-04-20 - Laaaaaaazy Sunday, wouldn't change it for the world.
2008-04-18 - Boring boring boring.
2008-04-16 - Been dazed and confused for so long it's not true.
2008-04-13 - What the fuck am I doing?
2008-04-13 - I wish I could eat Two Boots every night.
2008-04-12 - Feeling so wrong and right man.
2008-04-11 - I did not end up taking a nap today.
2008-04-10 - 5877.
2008-04-09 - One cookie left.
2008-04-09 - Oh I beg, I beg and plead.
2008-04-08 - Deciding between my English, history, and foreign language courses. Do not mind.
2008-04-07 - Brief update.
2008-04-06 - 40.
2008-04-05 - I'm on my way back down.
2008-04-02 - Mock trail with J. Reinholdt!
2008-04-01 - Graft vs. Host.
2008-04-01 - Bob Loblaw Law Blog.
2008-03-31 - I heard somebody say that the war ended today.
2008-03-29 - All I wanna do is bang! bang! bang! bang! bang!
2008-03-28 - DAVID RABOY STATUS UPDATE.
2008-03-26 - I'm on patrol! I'm on patrol!
2008-03-25 - Another about MREs:
2008-03-24 - Things I've been digging on recently...
2008-03-23 - At the BBC.
2008-03-21 - Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool.
2008-03-19 - Six kinds of blue.
2008-03-16 - Old Greg.
2008-03-13 - Misty mountain hop.
2008-03-11 - I used to want to live in Andorra.
2008-03-11 - Give me something good to eat!
2008-03-10 - TWO MONTHS AND SIX DAYS UNTIL SUMMER.
2008-03-06 - Steadier footing.
2008-03-04 - Bad grades abound.
2008-03-03 - My love.
2008-03-02 - Nine o'clock paper time.
2008-02-29 - RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT.
2008-02-28 - Whine whine whine whine whine.
2008-02-25 - On-the-rag sentimentalism.
2008-02-25 - Don't let nobody bring you down, honey, mmmm guuurll.
2008-02-24 - Motor trade.
2008-02-22 - Last night at Hooter's I spent $29!
2008-02-21 - This entry: all academic related.
2008-02-20 - Gob, I'm going hunting for my wife!
2008-02-17 - liahrgoiuhfljsklmvijk
2008-02-13 - In the past five days, I've spent a total of two hours in my dorm.
2008-02-10 - Down a manhole in a bad way, hey hey.
2008-02-09 - Yeah that's you yeah that's you, yeah.
2008-02-06 - Crumby bastard.
2008-02-06 - B'hoyals and G'hals.
2008-02-05 - Wireless internet SUCCESS!!!!!
2008-02-04 - -
2008-02-03 - FUCK GISELE.
2008-02-03 - I ain't born typical.
2008-01-31 - Mission: Deep Impact.
2008-01-28 - Photos brought to you by the saluki race.
2008-01-26 - 113 days until summer.
2008-01-23 - Somebody's just a rude Gus, that's all.
2008-01-22 - If there's anything I absolutely hate to do in public, it's eat applesauce in a quiet room full of people.
2008-01-19 - If my free time's gone, would you promise me this?
2008-01-18 - What's wrong with a little grind and bump?
2008-01-18 - I can't sleep tonight.
2008-01-17 - The real reason American Apparel models and ad campaigns are so smutty.
2008-01-17 - FHH.
2008-01-16 - Stupid, if you could call it that.
2008-01-08 - Seven seven seven to eleven every night, it kinda makes life a drag.
2008-01-07 - Three cheers to an impossibly low work ethic!
2008-01-06 - Well fuck most things, then.
2008-01-03 - In word or thought or deed.
2008-01-02 - Kids just shootin' at the buses and the cars.
2008-01-01 - Rayover + regular hangover = ugggggh.
2007-12-30 - Move.
2007-12-25 - Used to being free.
2007-12-23 - We are many and they are few.
2007-12-20 - I've been working from 7 to 11 every night.
2007-12-19 - LET'S CHOP CATS.
2007-12-18 - FUCK THAT, DICKMEAT.
2007-12-18 - NO NO NO NO.
2007-12-17 - Why so many entries about this day?
2007-12-17 - For you: a whiney and overindulgent diary entry. You're welcome.
2007-12-16 - All other bad things.
2007-12-16 - \"I feel good. I feel weird, but pretty good.\"
2007-12-14 - Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
2007-12-14 - Ninja Warrior is my new favorite sport competition.
2007-12-13 - Dear Mary, thank you! Love, Anne.
2007-12-13 - WHAT IS MODERN.
2007-12-12 - This semester I have:
2007-12-10 - Jazzzzzz! Funkkkkk!
2007-12-10 - How does she know that you love her?
2007-12-10 - String quartet in F major.
2007-12-09 - Shedding, gross.
2007-12-07 - Rape, murder!
2007-12-06 - I HATE THIS PAPER I HATE THIS PAPER.
2007-12-05 - I'm tired!
2007-12-04 - 1,000,000.
2007-12-04 - Good things.
2007-12-03 - Just so Karen Carpenter today, by default. (Hey-o!)
2007-12-03 - A very Charlie Brown Christmas, indeed.
2007-12-02 - We're all right.
2007-12-02 - First snow of the season.
2007-11-28 - At the wrong time.
2007-11-27 - I lost my favorite scarf.
2007-11-26 - Christmas list!
2007-11-26 - I'm not going to talk to her anymore.
2007-11-25 - Maaaan.
2007-11-24 - Picture survey.
2007-11-23 - Newest editorial in GQ:
2007-11-19 - I am not afraid of street rats, just when they are in my trashcan.
2007-11-19 - Navigate, navigate!
2007-11-18 - Well we always had it all.
2007-11-17 - My biggest fear is that I will come home for Thanksgiving only to find that all of my friends have changed for the worse.
2007-11-14 - Yayyyyy happy things!
2007-11-13 - The ground's colorful patchwork.
2007-11-12 - Tell me are you free.
2007-11-12 - Don't want to go to class.
2007-11-12 - Even when Caddy says I've been asleep.
2007-11-11 - Happy Veterans Day.
2007-11-10 - Okay byyyyyyyyyye.
2007-11-09 - A lyric in one of the new Glassjaw songs:
2007-11-09 - Tigers just lay around all day... and smoke weed.
2007-11-07 - These tides sweep us out of reach.
2007-11-06 - Uggggggggh. Part II.
2007-11-06 - Uggggggggh.
2007-11-05 - School work woes.
2007-11-05 - Not a question.
2007-11-03 - There are some really dumb banner ads on Diaryland.
2007-11-02 - Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
2007-11-01 - Hot nuts.
2007-10-31 - Minnie.
2007-10-30 - Don't even want to think about it.
2007-10-30 - I put my soft sheets back on my bed.
2007-10-29 - Firsty.
2007-10-28 - There's a lonely cat upstairs.
2007-10-27 - \"What's the difference between New York and Cali weed?\" \"Yeah...\"
2007-10-24 - Great taste... big crunch!
2007-10-22 - Rebutal:
2007-10-22 - It's the idle habits we develop that we regret most.
2007-10-21 - 1000: The entry where I take Diaryland seriously.
2007-10-21 - Claire got home at 7:30 and is gone again at 11. She never stops.
2007-10-18 - I just can't keep up.
2007-10-18 - No one will surprise me unless you do.
2007-10-17 - No I in threesome.
2007-10-15 - I don't like the girl next door.
2007-10-14 - Juice!
2007-10-14 - You're a master of karate and friendship for everyone!
2007-10-10 - The most miserable I've been in 10,000 years.
2007-10-09 - Whatever Claire's ringtone is, I like it.
2007-10-08 - My mom would be proud.
2007-10-05 - I want Cenan's.
2007-10-03 - If I could be the king for just one day!
2007-10-02 - SO ANNOYING.
2007-10-02 - Nice copper pipes.
2007-10-01 - Hands and knees.
2007-10-01 - Full schedule today.
2007-09-30 - It's Always Sunny speculation:
2007-09-30 - Come on Alex, you can do it!
2007-09-29 - Is your dad a dealer? 'Cause you're dope to me!
2007-09-29 - Gold and diamonds, gems and jade.
2007-09-28 - Darjeeling tomorrow night!
2007-09-27 - Thinking nothing.
2007-09-25 - I don't want to.
2007-09-24 - In three months it will be Christmas Eve. This is making me excited.
2007-09-24 - I always knew I'd fail out of college.
2007-09-23 - Awful.
2007-09-22 - SO MANY PICTURES.
2007-09-22 - I have a clean face tonight.
2007-09-20 - Happy birthday Cool-leen!
2007-09-20 - College diet: part two.
2007-09-20 - It's tomorrow!
2007-09-19 - Let's nap it out.
2007-09-18 - Snowball is playing a dangerous game.
2007-09-17 - She can read! She can read! She can read! She can read!
2007-09-17 - She can read! She can read! She can read! She can read!
2007-09-16 - MARY I WILL MISS YOU FAR TOO MUCH.
2007-09-14 - CHARLE! Part two.
2007-09-14 - DEE!
2007-09-14 - CHARLIE!
2007-09-14 - 99.
2007-09-13 - Could you want to take my picture?
2007-09-12 - My weekend started at 1:30 this afternoon. I love the Jews!
2007-09-11 - I'm coming home in two days.
2007-09-11 - 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0.
2007-09-09 - Such a trip, this college thing.
2007-09-09 - College diet.
2007-09-08 - Stifler!
2007-09-07 - Poor Claire has class all day, 9 to 5.
2007-09-05 - Uh oh, uh oh!
2007-09-04 - This time tomorrow.
2007-09-04 - Brah Academy.
2007-09-02 - We found the road!
2007-08-30 - It's business time!
2007-08-29 - Wah wah wah.
2007-08-28 - Pity-party: college edition.
2007-08-27 - Naked jews.
2007-08-27 - Tomorrow I have to do actual work, what is up with that.
2007-08-24 - -
2007-08-24 - First day report is in:
2007-08-22 - Another day, I'm used to it by now.
2007-08-20 - You go out like a riptide.
2007-08-17 - Aw dang...
2007-08-16 - Tastes like metal?
2007-08-15 - SO MANY TOP CHEF.
2007-08-12 - One wing isn't even enough!
2007-08-11 - This is a self-indulgent and stupid entry about nothing.
2007-08-11 - Bfffffffffffff.
2007-08-09 - Worst Thursday ever!
2007-08-06 - My mind is all made up.
2007-08-06 - Good for business.
2007-08-05 - Eh. Who's excited?
2007-08-04 - Meet me by the water.
2007-08-04 - Chores.
2007-08-03 - MORE AND MORE BUG BITES, SURE, WHY NOT?
2007-08-01 - Be cool.
2007-07-31 - Everybody's gotta learn sometime.
2007-07-24 - -
2007-07-23 - everyone is so chill and it hurts my brain.
2007-07-20 - And just out of spite, I woke up at 7 this morning.
2007-07-19 - FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE.
2007-07-18 - Readymade.
2007-07-17 - Sister Rosetta.
2007-07-15 - My skin is warm because it is burned!
2007-07-13 - Glory at TMNTZA.
2007-07-12 - Plants and the animals eat each other.
2007-07-11 - Slugs having sex.
2007-07-11 - Just me myself and Theodora the Macbook, today.
2007-07-10 - Registered:
2007-07-09 - At the airport.
TOO MANY SEVENS - That's what's not fair.
2007-07-05 - Hybernska 22, Old Town Praha, Czech Republic.
2007-07-02 - Itches.
2007-07-01 - EASY? YES. HARD? NO.
2007-06-29 - -
2007-06-29 - -
2007-06-26 - AMSTERDAMN IS NOT A TYPO.
2007-06-26 - AMSTERDAMN IS NOT A TYPO.
2007-06-23 - -
2007-06-19 - There's a lot of love, but not the kind I need.
2007-06-18 - NSFW.
2007-06-18 - How far to live on?
2007-06-15 - Tonight I'm going to rest my chemistry.
2007-06-15 - This is boring, you won't like this.
2007-06-14 - I hate this summer.
2007-06-13 - How many times did I say 'graduation' here?
2007-06-13 - Tonight Brendan Mueller will graduate, without honors.
2007-06-12 - I feel tan today.
2007-06-11 - Fair.
2007-06-10 - 1873.
2007-06-10 - BLAH BLAH BLAH B-L-A-H.
2007-06-08 - Complete or completing?
2007-06-07 - Planting seeds can't be the only way.
2007-06-06 - How to not study for finals.
2007-06-05 - 1996, 1997, 1998, we're all waiting for the year 2000.
2007-06-04 - Carry around.
2007-06-03 - The only love we know is love for ourselves.
2007-05-31 - American Apparel, I'll suck you off: part three.
2007-05-31 - It's still cancer, you know.
2007-05-30 - American Apparel, I'll suck you off: part two.
2007-05-29 - American Apparel, I'll suck you off.
2007-05-29 - gary_the_snail@yahoo.com
2007-05-28 - Fuck this speech!
2007-05-28 - I don't want to write this.
2007-05-27 - Diaryland, a very serious matter.
2007-05-27 - Are you drunk? You are. Oh.
2007-05-24 - Oh!
2007-05-23 - You should be ashamed to be so proud of what you've done!
2007-05-23 - HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PROCRASTINATE NOW?
2007-05-22 - I THINK I DESERVE A PUPPY TOO.
2007-05-22 - Eating well, sleeping well.
2007-05-21 - My girl crush just keeps growing.
2007-05-20 - You're giving me the shills.
2007-05-19 - That's all I have to say today.
2007-05-18 - I don't feel defeated yet.
2007-05-18 - Why can't we have something going on?
2007-05-17 - OH WHAT THE FUCK.
2007-05-17 - That's right!
2007-05-16 - < outburst >
2007-05-15 - I hate my horrible life, definition of.
2007-05-15 - Finally a reason to like Tuesdays.
2007-05-13 - Do you like my disjointed entries, I do.
2007-05-12 - HEY HEY.
2007-05-12 - GAY GAY GAY.
2007-05-11 - 0066 422 7 is my slave name.
2007-05-10 - I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK.
2007-05-09 - Se duarte.
2007-05-08 - 4150 calories today, fuck yeah!
2007-05-07 - WHAT'S UP, FUCK NUT.
2007-05-07 - I'm on patrol!
2007-04-30 - The years go fast but the days go so slow.
2007-04-30 - Used to be one of the rotten ones and I liked you for that.
2007-04-30 - Level eight blonde!
2007-04-29 - Laziness cuts me like fine cutlery.
2007-04-27 - HI!
2007-04-25 - And my mom gets to be Olive Oil, what a whore.
2007-04-24 - Lasted for days, lasted for weeks, lasted too long.
2007-04-23 - Don't waste your time reading this one.
2007-04-20 - There are a lot of bugs swimming across my eyes and I now get my period every two weeks because of the fucking birth control. God damn it, Anne.
2007-04-18 - I cut the roof of my mouth on the potion.
2007-04-18 - I also hope it doesn't creep you out that I just called you baby.
2007-04-18 - And you threatened to kill my mother and made her cry, but mostly your name is Bobby.
2007-04-17 - Now that I've cleaned up, gone legit.
2007-04-17 - VT.
2007-04-16 - College plans.
2007-04-16 - I am an apeman.
2007-04-16 - Nueva York!
2007-04-14 - This certainly has been a big week in politics for my dad.
2007-04-13 - I'm currently enjoying a little Robocop 3.
2007-04-11 - God damn it, dad, part two.
2007-04-10 - Please forgive me, talking llama.
2007-04-10 - I didn't like English today.
2007-04-08 - How religious can you be if you're pregnant?
2007-04-08 - The man adjusting his lens to take just the right frame of her suffering might just as well be a predator, another vulture on the scene.
2007-04-08 - Disregard that last entry.
2007-04-08 - SUGAR-FUELED RAGE.
2007-04-07 - One on one.
2007-04-05 - Cutting cat faces in the pines.
2007-04-04 - Status report:
2007-04-04 - One of your shipmates has BEEN A BAD PIRATE.
2007-04-03 - Nothing I'm saying is making any sense to me.
2007-04-02 - That was good news, yes?
2007-04-02 - In my mind I'm sawing my head off.
2007-04-01 - It's April. Who said it could be April?
2007-04-01 - At random.
2007-03-31 - WHAT I WANT OUT OF LIFE.
2007-03-30 - Sha sha, sha do.
2007-03-30 - 3:2:1
2007-03-29 - I've decided: I'm not trying to die of isolation after all.
2007-03-29 - Anne says, \"FUCK. YOU.\"
2007-03-29 - Sandy Cheeks > puffy cheeks.
2007-03-28 - Ten points Gryffindor!
2007-03-28 - To explain myself to Diaryland:
2007-03-28 - Well I don't know, it's a huge imposition.
2007-03-26 - Laziness cuts me like fine cutlery.
2007-03-26 - One two three... four.
2007-03-26 - Jewish walk of fame.
2007-03-22 - What's up mastercleanse.
2007-03-22 - Imagination, no, cross-polynation!
2007-03-21 - Repeat: I am fucking up school.
2007-03-21 - Tearside at the motel.
2007-03-21 - Tearside at the motel.
2007-03-20 - Everything I know [I don't know much.]
2007-03-20 - Birthday cake and an entire box of donuts in my belly. Not wise.
2007-03-19 - And don't bother me when I'm watching Planet of the Apes on TV.
2007-03-19 - With a side of confused.
2007-03-18 - It's so tired.
2007-03-17 - Two for two.
2007-03-17 - I'm shot to the moon.
2007-03-15 - Switchblade stuck in the moon.
2007-03-15 - That's a lot of... wow.
2007-03-14 - -
2007-03-13 - It's always better when we're together.
2007-03-12 - Fuck salt, your couch, and this god damn year.
2007-03-12 - Balls balls balls.
2007-03-11 - And I will be here.
2007-03-11 - We've got everything right down to a science.
2007-03-10 - Oh yeah!
2007-03-09 - We've yet to crash, but we might as well enjoy it.
2007-03-09 - YOU WERE RIGHT YOU WERE RIGHT.
2007-03-08 - And it's criminal.
2007-03-07 - For my birthday:
2007-03-06 - What the fuck am I going to do...
2007-03-06 - Last Girl Scout cookie is about to be eaten.
2007-03-05 - WHERE ARE YOU, PERIOD? QUIT TEASING ME.
2007-03-04 - HEY HEY YOU YOU.
2007-03-01 - Seriously working the Paris shows. WRECKING. UP.
2007-02-28 - Ghost range.
2007-02-27 - God damn it, Viktor and Rolf.
2007-02-26 - FUCK.
2007-02-25 - Here it comes.
2007-02-25 - JUST DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE RIGHT NOW.
2007-02-24 - My kids, one day... but hopefully not today.
2007-02-22 - This is the definition of Limbo.
2007-02-21 - Bard, Skidmore, Depaul, Eugene Lang, American, and Hampshire.
2007-02-21 - I guess.
2007-02-19 - I ONLY HAVE TWO, JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, LET ME SAVE YOU THE TROUBLE.
2007-2-18 - SO DAMN ADORABLE.
2007-02-17 - BA-ZING!
2007-02-16 - Latest virus protection.
2007-02-14 - Darker, we dance alone this way.
2007-02-13 - Slow moves.
2007-02-13 - Bleach: A Rock Odyssey.
2007-02-12 - It's so hard to listen to techno and do homework.
2007-02-11 - New faces.
2007-02-11 - The one where my mom thinks she's a sassy black woman living in 2001.
2007-02-10 - -
2007-02-10 - ;ouqhetpguhe[
2007-02-08 - Goodbye, old friend.
2007-02-07 - I breed prize-winning clams.
2007-02-06 - So you can blame me tomorrow morning.
2007-02-06 - Sing a long goodnight.
2007-02-06 - I SWEAR TO GOD I JUST SAW THAT ON A BANNER AD.
2007-02-05 - 3200 CALORIES TODAY, HAH!
2007-02-05 - First acceptance.
2007-02-01 - This is the worst winter ever.
2007-01-31 - ROSS ROSS ROSS.
2007-01-30 - I don't spend any time in the corner of the room.
2007-01-29 - IT WAS IMPOSSIBLE, WE RAN IT GOOD, WE RAN IT GOOD.
2007-01-29 - Not work/school safe... BOOBIES.
2007-01-28 - Doubts.
2007-01-28 - Well I feel just like a child.
2007-01-27 - If I didn't know the difference, living alone would probably be okay.
2007-01-26 - This is a church that should believe.
2007-01-25 - Snow apocalypse has turned into a general apocalypse.
2007-01-24 - Leave it to Facebook to bring up the most disgusting picture of me, or anyone, ever.
2007-01-23 - When the lines go down.
2007-01-21 - I'm taking the car for so very fast.
2007-01-21 - FIRST [AND PROBABLY LAST] SNOW OF THE SEASON.
2007-01-20 - Don't believe in what you say and what you've always been told.
2007-01-09 - The Essay Analyzing What I Contribute Positively and Negatively to the Class Which is Full of Irrelevant Details and Erratic Digressions
2007-01-08 - LAX WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
2007-01-08 - SITTING ON MY LEG.
2007-01-02 - Fair is fair.
2007-01-01 - CROSS-POLYNATION.
2007-01-01 - Resolutions are lame, but then, so am I.
2006-12-30 - Blank concrete.
2006-12-29 - I MISS MY MOM.
2006-12-28 - I need to need you; I need to own you; I need to want to; I need to offer you another...
2006-12-28 - I'M GONNA RIP YOUR FACE OFF, AND I'M GONNA WEAR IT.
2006-12-27 - GLASSJIZZLE TONIZZLE.
2006-12-26 - It's nobody's fault.
2006-12-23 - I hate wasting an entire day like that.
2006-12-21 - Later tater.
2006-12-21 - When we're all brothers at last.
2006-12-21 - Filler entry. My eyes hurt.
2006-12-20 - Be kind, baby be kind.
2006-12-20 - It was a big day.
2006-12-19 - Teeth in the grass.
2006-12-18 - Crosses all over the boulevard.
2006-12-17 - Instead of studying for English or government, this:
2006-12-17 - Am I back on the rag?
2006-12-14 - Uuuh... rough draft.
2006-12-14 - Uuuh... rough draft.
2006-12-13 - Update:
2006-12-13 - For the price of a cup of tea.
2006-12-12 - As it currently stands:
2006-12-07 - My lips are embarrassingly chapped.
2006-12-06 - Blown out speakers ringing in my ears.
2006-12-06 - He goes to NYU, but what is his name
2006-12-04 - I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS EXCITED IN YEARS AND YEARS.
2006-12-02 - Thirteen days.
2006-11-30 - The fix.
2006-11-30 - In physics we learned how fucked your body gets in space.
2006-11-28 - Zoe likes carrots, who knew?
2006-11-28 - I think I am underdressed.
2006-11-28 - THERE IS A JAR OF URINE NEXT TO MY BED.
2006-11-26 - Glad that...
2006-11-25 - I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES, BITCH.
2006-11-25 - FUNKY FRESH ARMPITS.
2006-11-21 - Check out where I was this time last year.
2006-11-20 - Baby blue sedan.
2006-11-20 - The wonders of food poisoning.
2006-11-19 - Well oh my god and oh like hell.
2006-11-18 - Stay with me and fall asleep.
2006-11-16 - Baaaaaaaaaby.
2006-11-16 - I mean... Taylor Mackay.
2006-11-15 - I only post YouTube videos when I am sufficiently upset enough that I can't bring myself to write about it.
2006-11-14 - WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.
2006-11-13 - I need naps more than I need hugs.
2006-11-13 - Great life choice.
2006-11-12 - Zoe is leaving us soon.
2006-11-11 - Take it easy.
2006-11-09 - Cramps everywhere.
2006-11-08 - You might actually learn something bitches.
2006-11-07 - I'm embarrassed for this fucking state.
2006-11-07 - I can't be the only one.
2006-11-06 - Most inspiring story I've ever heard.
2006-11-06 - Get out of my house.
2006-11-05 - Never been this upset.
2006-11-03 - I smell like Playdoh and coconut.
2006-11-02 - Mother god damn fucker.
2006-10-30 - [Side note to Coolleen: I tried to reinstitute the story telling contest on the Demas Myspace but I'm afraid that it won't go anywhere without you.]
2006-10-28 - Outside! Inside!
2006-10-27 - MMMMMMMM HHHHHHMMMMMMMM.
2006-10-26 - When can we start over?
2006-10-26 - I wanna fuckin' move. God damn it.
2006-10-25 - 58 n' shit.
2006-10-24 - \"beef and broccoli\"
2006-10-24 - Prepare to see me cruisin' soon, man.
2006-10-24 - I am not meant to verify.
2006-10-23 - ETID: eleven thumbs up; Everyone Else: eh...
2006-10-22 - ETIDizzle Tomizzle.
2006-10-20 - I DON'T WANNA DO SERVICE HOURS.
2006-10-20 - I'm unique! With the exception of those other eleven people.
2006-10-19 - We all agree.
2006-10-18 - Kind of a close call.
2006-10-18 - Sick day tomorrow, yes?
2006-10-17 - Getting my head straight about this.
2006-10-16 - Try not to mess with your feelings.
2006-10-15 - Why can't I go to college?
2006-10-12 - Just thought I'd mention...
2006-10-11 - Do you remember a time when this city was a great place for architects and debutantes?
2006-10-10 - This is a bit unnecessary.
2006-10-09 - Craaaaaaaaazy.
2006-10-07 - Where is everyone this weekend?
2006-10-06 - 96%.
2006-10-05 - A lot of people have my nose.
2006-10-04 - NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
2006-10-03 - GOD DAMN IT I'M SLEEPY.
2006-10-01 - I have a lot of homework. But the skins play in fifty minutes so I'm not gonna do it.
2006-09-30 - Gnomecoming is today, and I hate my dress. Again.
2006-09-27 - Dress shopping on a fat day. MMM MMM BABY.
2006-09-25 - Le bien, le mal.
2006-09-25 - Good sick day, so far.
2006-09-24 - First sick day tomorrow!
2006-09-21 - THAT'S ALL I'M GOING TO SAY ABOUT IT.
2006-09-20 - Happy birthday, Colleen lolzzzzzzzzzzz.
2006-09-19 - I keep stalling out.
2006-09-18 - [Oh yes, I'm fine. Everything's just wonderful, I'm having the time of my life.]
2006-09-15 - Damn girl.
2006-09-14 - So succexy.
2006-09-11 - Let my backbone slide to the reverb.
2006-09-06 - There is no way I'm touching ground again.
2006-09-06 - Too drunk to fuck.
2006-09-05 - Yearly ritual:
2006-09-02 - Keep rolling in.
2006-08-29 - We wanna be friends with you!
2006-08-29 - 57.
2006-08-20 - What am I gonna do?
2006-08-09 - It was a lonely Saturday night...
2006-08-03 - You're speaking in code again.
2006-08-02 - No big dumb babies inside me.
2006-08-01 - Hard to beat.
2006-07-31 - Get real paid.
2006-07-30 - Space stay.
2006-07-24 - This entry brought to you by Google Images.
2006-07-24 - Loves it.
2006-07-22 - This is a crisis.
2006-07-21 - Dry your eyes, mate.
2006-07-12 - I just wish everyone was cool with their parents.
2006-07-12 - I am such an asshole.
2006-07-10 - It kinda makes me very happy.
2006-07-10 - So slick with that sarcastic slew.
2006-07-09 - Over one billion people saw that game.
2006-07-06 - Uuhh... shit!
2006-07-06 - Tomorrow night:
2006-07-04 - Unlimited.
2006-07-02 - Contrary to popular belief, I don't drink pussy stink.
2006-06-30 - So secluded, it's scary.
2006-06-29 - Materialism: Chanel Edition.
2006-06-28 - Yeah, my baby is dead.
2006-06-27 - I'm an independent, MOTHERFUCKAH!
2006-06-26 - I've seen her naked TWICE.
2006-06-26 - You know what really FUCKS you up, man?
2006-06-24 - PANDAS: RIP SHRED TEAR.
2006-06-18 - It's embarrassing that this is how I have to leave.
2006-06-17 - First full day of summer.
2006-06-15 - I know I've said that a couple times.
2006-06-15 - I've never been so miserable.
2006-06-13 - You're never gonna see anything like me.
2006-06-13 - Bananas unite!
2006-06-12 - We're also trying to find a way to get into Cuba.
2006-06-10 - Tainted love, whoa-oa-oa-oa.
2006-06-10 - I DON'T GIVE A SHIT, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
2006-06-08 - I can't do much more of this.
2006-06-07 - ;uirowgh;oiugof!
2006-06-06 - Grumble grumble.
2006-06-04 - Can he see why we love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
2006-06-03 - Four things before I'm raped for the very last time [until October]:
2006-06-02 - I believe in a thing called LOOOOOOVE!
2006-06-01 - Junesong Provision.
2006-05-31 - Circle circle dot dot.
2006-05-30 - Can you feel it intensify?
2006-05-30 - Unrealistic goals.
2006-05-30 - My mother's way of communicating with our maids.
2006-05-29 - Tenfold hatred.
2006-05-28 - It's just scene damage.
2006-05-25 - Heh heh heh.
2006-05-24 - What the hell am I talking about?
2006-05-23 - You can really get it on.
2006-05-22 - Oh, this sounded so moral.
2006-05-21 - Inoculate the innocuous.
2006-05-17 - So if I have to wait, then fine.
2006-05-17 - Sore/sour.
2006-05-16 - Mama Joy.
2006-05-15 - On and on and on and on, on and on and on and on, on and on and, on and on and, on and on and on and on and on!
2006-05-15 - I just don't care enough.
2006-05-14 - Maritime.
2006-05-12 - Awwwww yeaaaaaah.
2006-05-11 - Last night was the worst night for sleeping.
2006-05-10 - I can't do anything tonight.
2006-05-09 - Play it again for me.
2006-05-09 - I have so much fuckin' homework.
2006-05-08 - Sailor! Sailor! Sailor! Sailor! Sailor! Sailor! Sailor!
2006-05-08 - Awww... BITCH! BITCH! BITCH! BITCH!...
2006-05-08 - Mango in the morning, mango in the evening, mango at supper time.
2006-05-06 - Dellinger v. The College Board.
2006-05-05 - WHAT THE PROBLEM IS.
2006-05-05 - I wanna go to LA. It's about time I did.
2006-05-05 - COMPLETADORA.
2006-05-05 - Credit Moblier Scandal! Dawes Act! Bread and Butter Unionism!
2006-05-03 - Inherently anti-successful.
2006-05-02 - Iranian Revolution.
2006-05-02 - I love my kitty so much I don't yell at her for eating our flower bouquet.
2006-05-02 - My jeans are suffocating me.
2006-05-02 - Elyse makes everything awkward.
2006-05-01 - I don't know what to think about this.
2006-04-30 - I'M NOT GOING.
2006-04-29 - Keep rolling out.
2006-04-28 - Myyyyy baaaaaaaack.
2006-04-28 - Yayyyyy even though it's terrible.
2006-04-27 - We like the boys with the bullet proof vests.
2006-04-26 - Today should be Thursday.
2006-04-24 - Harshin' my mellow.
2006-04-24 - Honestly, how joyless is today?
2006-04-24 - I'm looking for someone to blame, in the nicest way possible.
2006-04-23 - Maestro, where's the music?
2006-04-22 - Same ghost, every night.
2006-04-21 - Sleeping forever and ever and ever.
2006-04-20 - We're the unicorns and we're people too.
2006-04-19 - Geraldo.
2006-04-18 - I'll have the roasted duck with the mango salsa.
2006-04-17 - BLAH BLAH BLAH.
2006-04-17 - Three Things:
2006-04-16 - Up to number 75 but still...
2006-04-15 - Push you in the snow, fuck!
2006-04-15 - Staggering.
2006-04-14 - HUDDLE FORMATION.
2006-04-11 - MY EYEBROWS ARE SO EXPRESSIVE.
2006-04-11 - Ooooooooh maaaaaan.
2006-04-06 - See you fools in a week.
2006-04-05 - AP Euro, seriously? Like, I mean, I'm totally serious.
2006-04-05 - When was the last time I showered? Saturday?
2006-04-04 - Uh, Angie?
2006-04-03 - CUPCAKES.
2006-04-03 - LAZY SUNDAY,
2006-04-01 - Don't even ask me.
2006-04-01 - Sleeping in the terror code.
2006-03-31 - Yes, I am holding a chicken and smoking.
2006-03-31 - Dollar cunt.
2006-03-28 - I wanna talk like Denzel Washington.
2006-03-27 - When we strive, we strive to be number one.
2006-03-27 - So fucking tragic.
2006-03-26 - Supa Nancy Pong.
2006-03-23 - Poor Duke.
2006-03-23 - PINK ROSES?
2006-03-22 - PUNKY CHIPS AHOY! OI! OI! OI!
2006-03-21 - My parents don't age.
2006-03-20 - This instead of a DBQ. Ugh, I'm so fucked.
2006-03-19 - Too many episodes of Blow Out.
2006-03-18 - Open your window, let in the atmosphere!
2006-03-16 - Naw brah.
2006-03-15 - Daniel, I'm shitting myself!
2006-03-15 - Sailing through Norway.
2006-03-14 - David Putty.
2006-03-13 - Very strange, but I have not been legitimately sick once this year.
2006-03-12 - Victim.
2006-03-11 - :(
2006-03-11 - I love Beck.
2006-03-09 - I thought it was gross.
2006-03-08 - Big stamp: PREVIOUS.
2006-03-08 - La la la la la la! La la la la la la!
2006-03-07 - I sound like an asshole. Eh.
2006-03-07 - Algebra, English.
2006-03-06 - WERD BITCH.
2006-03-05 - Nine things everybody knows.
2006-03-04 - SHARKS! is my favorite song.
2006-03-02 - Bitches don't know me.
2006-03-01 - I don't care if you cry and cut...
2006-02-28 - Bad interim ahead.
2006-02-25 - Itchy.
2006-02-25 - And every day turns out to be...
2006-02-23 - Tonight's the night to fucking party.
2006-02-22 - My parents are both scorpios.
2006-02-21 - I hate updating so much!
2006-02-20 - LISTEN ALL Y'ALL, IT'S A SABOTAGE.
2006-02-20 - There's a puppy outside.
2006-02-19 - But ummm...
2006-02-19 - I MEAN, SHIT!
2006-02-18 - GOOD BOY. GOOD BOY.
2006-02-18 - How can you half-expect something?
2006-02-17 - Turkey shoot.
2006-02-16 - Shut up, clown.
2006-02-15 - :)/:(
2006-02-15 - Oh no. Or, oh yes?
2006-02-15 - There was only one caramel center!
2006-02-13 - Thank God for your strength.
2006-02-13 - I've said what I've said and you know what I mean.
2006-02-10 - We don't actually work.
2006-02-09 - I don't want to fight city hall.
2006-02-08 - Just... no.
2006-02-07 - I had a 3.9 freshman year... what has happened
2006-02-05 - I mean God damn!
2006-02-05 - MY NECK.
2006-02-03 - Who says?
2006-02-03 - SKILLS. Top rank, point blank, we vital.
2006-01-31 - Infinite skills create miracles.
2006-01-31 - You'll never die and you'll never grow old.
2006-01-30 - Steven Colbert is sad!
2006-01-30 - I vote next weekend we stay in the Gotham Hyatt.
2006-01-29 - Operator, operator.
2006-01-29 - Euthanasia.
2006-01-28 - Secret Lives > Panic.
2006-01-27 - Other people's lives.
2006-01-26 - Maybe not, why the stare?
2006-01-25 - National geograph.
2006-01-24 - A 3.4, a 3.5, a 3.6, a 3.7, a 3.8.
2006-01-24 - My people, the Sioux.
2006-01-23 - Carolina was cheated!
2006-01-23 - Snow veil.
2006-01-12 - A New Year's Resolution to replace the two I've broken:
2006-01-12 - Wisconsin.
2006-01-11 - Somewhere between 4 and 9.
2006-01-10 - Give me what I want.
2006-01-09 - Strike up the band!
2006-01-08 - I AM SO FUCKIN' DONE WITH VIETNAM.
2006-01-07 - My poor toes.
2006-01-04 - Headaching.
2006-01-03 - Smoke like ribbons.
2006-01-03 - Umm...
2006-01-02 - Bloat.
2006-01-01 - United States of Aggression.
2005-12-31 - Resolutions.
2005-12-30 - Mordecai the Hot Dog Man.
2005-12-29 - [Confession #1443K.]
2005-12-28 - That's alright, right?
2005-12-28 - Wonderful people.
2005-12-27 - Damn, son.
2005-12-26 - Stop the fuckin' car.
2005-12-26 - Ow, my pride.
2005-12-25 - District night prayer.
2005-12-24 - So about unfreezing an iPod...
2005-12-24 - Basically.
2005-12-22 - I AM THE CAPTAIN OF THIS SHIP.
2005-12-22 - I would really love if you stayed in there.
2005-12-20 - Picky Ricardo.
2005-12-20 - It's becoming a bit ridiculous.
2005-12-19 - WE DON'T DANCE AND I DON'T KNOW.
2005-12-19 - Yeah, I know I don't normally do this.
2005-12-18 - No need to bring Joel into this.
2005-12-18 - We tigers! We tigers!
2005-12-18 - Never ending math equation.
2005-12-17 - It's you!
2005-12-16 - Would I lie to you? Yeah, I'd like to.
2005-12-15 - Bad everything.
2005-12-14 - What brought you back to this place?
2005-12-14 - EBBIE WAKE UP
2005-12-13 - School related heart attacks.
2005-12-12 - Just sayin'...
2005-12-12 - Mmm mmm mmm.
2005-12-11 - Sundays are great days. Some days.
2005-12-10 - CADILLAC GRILLZ.
2005-12-10 - Only 799 words to go.
2005-12-09 - Intestinal disorders aren't as boss as you may have thought.
2005-12-07 - Hey you, do what you do.
2005-12-06 - The one where I get attacked by broccoli.
2005-12-06 - You're fit, but my gosh, don't you just know it!
2005-12-05 - IT IS 9 P.M. What has happened to the day?
2005-12-05 - N-A-I-L-S, oh baby!
2005-12-05 - Just enough.
2005-12-03 - Oxycodone.
2005-12-03 - I love your company.
2005-12-02 - I only skank to The Impossibles. Because I am thirteen.
2005-11-30 - OKAY.
2005-11-29 - Growing, growing!
2005-11-29 - Crepuscular- operates in twilight; Anne.
2005-11-28 - RETARDED.
2005-11-28 - I'm hip to your tricks.
2005-11-28 - Scene damage.
2005-11-26 - Blocking out your sunlight.
2005-11-26 - Another six hour My Super Sweet Sixteen marathon.
2005-11-25 - MY NAME IS JOSEPH OR JOE.
2005-11-24 - The snow all melted, what a fucking cheap trick.
2005-11-23 - If this is the life...
2005-11-22 - What bullshit.
2005-11-22 - KWED.
2005-11-22 - We're sorry you're different.
2005-11-21 - Little boy blue and the man in the moon.
2005-11-20 - I JUST WANT YOUR SNOW.
2005-11-19 - Cough cough groan.
2005-11-17 - I've got it all [most].
2005-11-16 - Today's tidbit:
2005-11-15 - Now everybody stay calm.
2005-11-15 - There is no holiday.
2005-11-14 - Leaf house.
2005-11-13 - You are the bluest light.
2005-11-12 - Let's just say, they're one in the same....
2005-11-12 - That bitch is fucking insane.
2005-11-11 - Being sick = this crap.
2005-11-11 - Happy Veterans Day.
2005-11-10 - EARWAX.
2005-11-09 - People want to see my bangs and I'm all like, \"Okay.\"
2005-11-08 - I hope Nikki is still alive.
2005-11-07 - DO WHAT YOUR MOTHER TELLS YOU.
2005-11-07 - Cohizzle tonizzle.
2005-11-06 - Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster.
2005-11-06 - Shut 'em up!
2005-11-04 - You're the ugliest boy I have ever seen.
2005-11-03 - BALLS DEEP.
2005-11-02 - Oh no.
2005-10-31 - Especially that fifty minutes of it.
2005-10-28 - Now, does anyone know where my phone is?
2005-10-27 - FUCKED.
2005-10-26 - Easy in and easy out.
2005-10-25 - SO C-C-COLD.
2005-10-24 - Bananananananananana.
2005-10-23 - I mean, not really.
2005-10-23 - Thoughts on Crash.
2005-10-21 - FUKKIN DIKK.
2005-10-19 - A DUMB FUCKING DECISION.
2005-10-19 - I sound like a fucking idiot, but, you know.
2005-10-16 - It's all nice on ice.
2005-10-13 - Yeah...
2005-10-12 - Bad news, you guys...
2005-10-09 - ...?
2005-10-08 - Gnomecoming is in five hours, and I can't decide on a dress.
2005-10-08 - Two word entries are beast.
2005-10-06 - But I think it's too late.
2005-10-04 - Part One: Vague.
2005-10-03 - Totally fucked up on my essay...
2005-10-02 - Star slight.
2005-10-02 - Every breath is a bomb.
2005-09-30 - TM.
2005-09-30 - Space salute!
2005-09-29 - PHLEGM IN MY THROAT AND UGGGGGH!
2005-09-28 - ZYXWVUT.
2005-09-25 - Sleeping with the enemy seems to get the best of me.
2005-09-23 - Scary kids scaring kids.
2005-09-21 - DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE.
2005-09-21 - I will spell it 'Craig' because 'Kraig' looks... you know...
2005-09-20 - It's contagious.
2005-09-16 - About her.
2005-09-15 - Elaine.
2005-09-13 - Outer space.
2005-09-11 - PEE.
2005-09-07 - Bunga.
2005-09-06 - FIRST DAI.
2005-09-05 - Lullaby.
2005-09-05 - I wish I had something to say.
2005-09-03 - No, I don't usually do this.
2005-09-03 - Cells.
2005-09-03 - \"Seminal Embalment\" by Gorgasm.
2005-09-01 - \"Fisticunt\" by Gorgasm.
2005-09-01 - /
2005-08-31 - \"Papa, Can You Hear Me?\" by Gorgasm.
2005-08-31 - I wish I'd stayed asleep today.
2005-08-31 - \"Clitoral Circumcision\" by Gorgasm.
2005-08-29 - \"Charred Vaginal Effluence\" by Gorgasm.
2005-08-29 - WE INTERUPT GORGASM WEEK TO BRING YOU THIS:
2005-08-28 - \"Necrosodomy\" by Gorgasm.
2005-08-27 - \"Lesbian Stool Orgy\" by Gorgasm.
2005-08-27 - What does it do for me?
2005-08-27 - Run on and run down. Fuckin' right, doggie.
2005-08-10 - BRB/GTG.
2005-08-09 - March 16.
2005-08-04 - Ready, break.
2005-08-02 - A little word in your ear.
2005-08-01 - Aqueous transmission.
2005-07-28 - That pulls it over to SEVEN DIET COKES TODAY
2005-07-28 - But it never made sense to them anyway.
2005-07-20 - Flashing off. Flashing off.
2005-07-20 - Oh don't you put me on the back burner.
2005-07-20 - Uncertainty.
2005-07-18 - 1-900-USA-NAILS, oh baby!
2005-07-17 - And dare me to break custom.
2005-07-13 - Some news... relatively bad.
2005-07-08 - Thankgiving gutless.
2005-07-08 - 703 685 1856.
2005-07-06 - Mondo cannibal.
2005-07-06 - Ever heard of Gorgasm? Amazing.
2005-07-04 - I hate myself.
2005-07-01 - Blue as I write this once more.
2005-06-30 - Not a real entry.
2005-06-28 - MEDIA PURGE.
2005-06-23 - We got more bounce in California.
2005-06-21 - DOGOBGYN.
2005-06-20 - And still it sits.
2005-06-19 - AS;'DK0L;F./0.W8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2005-06-18 - Right up there with Avril Lavigne.
2005-06-18 - I never told you what I do on Saturdays...
2005-06-17 - I can hardly wait. Actually, I really can't. Explodes.
2005-06-16 - The rest is easy.
2005-06-15 - What the fuck. Nine days left.
2005-06-12 - It kinda makes me very happy.
2005-06-11 - June on the west coast.
2005-06-11 - Suck it.
2005-06-08 - So, these refreshments of which you speak.
2005-06-07 - Do you know what's going on in Uganda? That is some crazy shit.
2005-06-05 - Somedays... I feel like picking my nose.
2005-05-25 - I won.
2005-05-24 - Are we having a cat fight? HA FUCKING HA.
2005-05-20 - Sneeze.
2005-05-17 - Fifteen inch.
2005-05-17 - Que lio.
2005-05-10 - Fuck it.
2005-05-04 - You made a vey convicing dragon, that's something to be proud of.
2005-04-27 - LET THE FAIRIES MARRY.
2005-04-20 - My deepest, darkest secret.
2005-04-18 - And D is for best.
2005-04-11 - Anne's a happy girl.
2005-04-08 - Three times alone this week, I was made into a liar.
2005-04-04 - I don't get offended when I'm called a Nazi.
2005-04-03 - Thank God, Death Week is over.
2005-03-28 - WHEN I GET BACK.
2005-03-27 - Hollywood at night hangin' around..
2005-03-27 - Happy Easter.
2005-03-25 - YOU'RE FOREIGN! EVERYONE YELLS AT YOU WHEN YOU'RE DRIVING ANYWAY.
2005-03-21 - Does this suck or blow?
2005-03-18 - Puff the tragic wagon.
2005-03-16 - Pats for Patrick.
2005-03-10 - I just wanna live!
2005-03-06 - [Yeah, so I don't know what it's called, I really couldn't care less.]
2005-03-02 - Nuclear waste? Bring that shit!
2005-02-28 - My greatest fear is getting ear wax in my hair.
2005-02-26 - I don't know, I was watching Cool Runnings.
2005-02-24 - I think I'm going to stay up late because I'm an idiot like that and really, we probably will have school. For some reason I have the phrase \"howling for reproduction\" stuck in my head. It's better than Hoboken, New Jersey. I wonder how f
2005-02-23 - Is it REALLY going to snow?
2005-02-22 - Love rhymes with hideous car wreck.
2005-02-22 - My pants are completely split down the crotch.
2005-02-17 - Okay, so maybe I do like Avril Lavigne.
2005-02-14 - Pee pees to wee wees.
2005-02-13 - Titles are a bitch.
2005-02-11 - In several days I just might prove worth it.
2005-02-10 - Buttons to push the buttons.
2005-02-03 - Be for real or kindly let this lonely soldier be.
2005-02-01 - Oh God, it's here.
2005-01-30 - Look into my eyes and SHUT THE FUCK UP!
2005-01-27 - JAMAHL JONES IS REAL.
2005-01-25 - I am a fisherman.
2005-01-24 - Winter, specifically, end of semester.
2005-01-18 - A cornerstore Pulp Fiction.
2005-01-17 - Maybe I should stop naming inanimate objects.
2005-01-13 - But seriously, the black people are getting ridiculous.
2005-01-04 - Uh oh!
2004-12-31 - As long as your mouth is shut.
2004-12-22 - If I die tonight, I was kidding.
2004-12-13 - What's-his-face isn't that bad, either.
2004-12-10 - YOU went to HIGH SCHOOL?
2004-12-07 - LIGHT THE CANDLES, CELEBRATE THE FEAST OF LIGHTS! LIGHT THE CANDLES, HANUKAH TONIGHT!
2004-12-05 - ASSHOLE.
2004-12-01 - Madd simple.
2004-11-28 - Everything cheese versus everything disgusting.
2004-11-26 - Mrs. Daryl Palumbo or Anne Frances Palumbo?
2004-11-25 - Oh, Maryland, Virginia, and Pennsylvania, you better show me a good time.
2004-11-23 - Uh oh!
2004-11-23 - I'll have apple juice. Actually, no, can I change that to pimp?
2004-11-21 - Okay.. but I bought you a cake!
2004-11-21 - Awww.. leave that boy alone!
2004-11-20 - Here's where the train ride ends, screaming \"Is this your decision?\"
2004-11-15 - I am so glad no one reads this.
2004-11-14 - Spoken like a true asshole.
2004-11-13 - Icky Vicky.
2004-11-12 - Thankgiving is my faaaavorite holiday. Sort of.
2004-11-08 - But it's too fragile to hold.
2004-11-06 - Makin' outlines on a Saturday night.
2004-11-06 - Maybe not drunk. Maybe... what's the word...
2004-11-02 - I gotta keep my PMA.
2004-10-28 - You lick the hand that feeds you, and kiss the blade that cuts.
2004-10-26 - I am so fucking fucked.
2004-10-24 - Mind in the gutter.
2004-10-23 - Me talking about books. My mom watching the nasty.
2004-10-23 - When people whis-PAR it makes her ner-VAS.
2004-10-19 - SUCK ON THE END OF MY DICK THAT CUMS LEAD.
2004-10-18 - You can bet tomorrow, I'm gonna be all like \"I hate my job!\" 'cause I hate my job.
2004-10-16 - Radio personality.
2004-10-14 - Turn \"Ho Hummy\" into something \"YUMMY\"!
2004-10-12 - Would've been more if I'd show up on time.
2004-10-09 - 22 days.
2004-10-06 - Still shitty, but safe.
2004-10-06 - Keep your hands to yourself.
2004-10-01 - And I'm feelin' good.
2004-09-29 - H Diddy and his Murda Hoe.
2004-09-26 - Sixty!
2004-09-25 - 61.
2004-09-23 - Is that semen or lip gloss?
2004-09-22 - You can lead a whore to water..
2004-09-20 - AWWW SHIT! IT'S A REAL FUCKING PARTY.
2004-09-14 - This is the beginning of the end.
2004-09-13 - We love our hive.
2004-09-09 - Oh.
2004-09-07 - Sorry but I can't get over it!
2004-09-06 - This is fantaaaaaaaaaaastic.
2004-09-05 - IN A BAD MOTHERFUCKING MOOD. I GET THIS WAY AFTER CHURCH.
2004-09-05 - Pee pee.
2004-09-04 - Kitty farts.
2004-08-27 - In Nashiville, broke, watching TBS 7 hours a day.
2004-08-18 - Incredibly smelly.
2004-08-17 - They all look the same!
2004-08-16 - If only I could write this well..
2004-08-15 - Old ladies keep toenails in their purses.
2004-08-09 - There's pie in the pantry and the coffee's aways hot.
2004-08-05 - ..Breakin'..
2004-08-03 - This week of August first.
2004-07-22 - And by awesome, I meant selfish.
2004-07-21 - Pat McDaddy.
2004-06-01 - A fun sandwich.
2004-06-01 - ...Did I just update?
2004-02-19 - Twenty-six is too soon!
2004-02-17 - Long distance drunk.
2004-02-15 - I haven't seen a ladybug in a while.
2004-02-13 - You are my army.
2004-02-07 - Builds strong bones.
2004-02-06 - Baby love.
2004-02-04 - She almost ruined everything..
2004-02-01 - He's so elusive!
2004-01-30 - I'm not in the mood.
2004-01-27 - Hi dear.
2004-01-27 - Up in thurrrrrrrrr.
2004-01-26 - Your address here.
2004-01-25 - Step down, step down.
2004-01-24 - YOU ARE LOCKED IN.
2004-01-22 - Feel the love.
2004-01-19 - Hiremehiremehireme.
2004-01-17 - A hopped up pantry boy, who never knew his place.
2004-01-17 - Hi.
2004-01-16 - I don't understand.
2004-01-15 - PICK UP YOUR TRASH!!
2004-01-10 - Snot!
2004-01-08 - All the while, the good Lord smiled, and looked the other way.
2004-01-08 - Shame.
2004-01-07 - You have one new message.
2004-01-06 - The human experience.
2003-12-24 - That is all.
2003-12-22 - July 1st- December 22nd.
2003-12-21 - To nameless.
2003-12-20 - If you're not sure what this is, just leave it blank.
2003-12-16 - I lost the will to fight.
2003-12-15 - I am too lucky.
2003-12-13 - Lights up fun like never before!
2003-12-07 - I hate Christmas.
2003-12-06 - But you may think it's pointless.
2003-12-05 - I got a job at Sundance.
2003-12-03 - Reduce the hippo.
2003-12-03 - Yes.
2003-11-25 - I'm cold all the time.
2003-11-23 - Umm.. awkward silence..
2003-11-16 - So.. very.. angsty..
2003-11-12 - Sweet Jesus fucking a pickle..
2003-11-12 - 10 steps to financial happiness.
2003-11-10 - Homer Simpson has a beautiful singing voice.
2003-11-08 - And I didn't know which one to address.
2003-11-08 - Freakin' Blues Clues... you ruined my life.
2003-11-05 - 104 percent.
2003-11-03 - My glasses are scratched.
2003-11-02 - Goodnight.
2003-11-02 - La vaca fume el crack.
2003-10-28 - Freakin' Cilman..
2003-10-27 - Reinforcement.
2003-10-26 - 100.
2003-10-25 - 14 hours too late, great job, assface.
2003-10-25 - 10/25/48
2003-10-24 - We never get too close.
2003-10-23 - The first conversation were I didn't use the word \"crizzazy.\"
2003-10-23 - I'll never use a pen again.
2003-10-22 - Nothin' but blue skies do I see.
2003-10-18 - This time last year..
2003-10-15 - Narcissism blows.
2003-10-13 - It's only you, beautiful.
2003-10-11 - Bulimia for emetophobics. Why should they miss out on the fun?
2003-10-08 - Nontoxic, you can eat it. I swear.
2003-10-06 - When jews attack(!)
2003-10-02 - Taft, what an asshole.
2003-10-01 - I can't see why you'd want to live here.
2003-09-28 - Que tiempo hace hoy?
2003-09-28 - There are two kinds of people in this world..
2003-09-26 - Hey, buddy, no.
2003-09-25 - Rhapsodize.
2003-09-23 - ...
2003-09-23 - Anne knows her shit.
2003-09-23 - The bad entries are always on Sunday through Saturday.
2003-09-22 - Classic Conversation Numero Uno.
2003-09-22 - They be killin' da crackas in da Homeland, dawg.
2003-09-20 - !
2003-09-19 - Go ninja go ninja go.
2003-09-19 - Motherfucker.
2003-09-18 - Look at this fascinating paramecium
2003-09-18 - Yeah. This is what I do when I have no school.
2003-09-18 - Megaphone announcements.
2003-09-18 - Failure by design.
2003-09-18 - VICTORY!!
2003-09-17 - Freedom!
2003-09-16 - LOLOLOLOL!!/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RED DIS ENTRIEZ!!!!!!111!!!1!!!!!!! LOLOLOL!!!111!
2003-09-15 - Everything must go!
2003-09-15 - ACCIDENTALLY of course.
2003-09-14 - May God have mercy on your soul.
2003-09-13 - The only thing that comes to mind is Marie Currie.
2003-09-10 - I'm fourteen.
2003-09-08 - Rise of civilizations.
2003-09-07 - Let's stay out as late as we can.
2003-09-03 - Where are my bitches, yo?
2003-09-02 - Welcome to high school.
2003-09-01 - The dance of the hair curlers.
2003-09-01 - You're not my REAL father!
2003-08-31 - Trombone Mangus doesn't not know fear.
2003-08-31 - Jeez, Anne, go to bed!
2003-08-30 - Twirling forks.
2003-08-29 - Little butterfly!
2003-08-27 - Dalmations. Everybody loves Dalmations.
2003-08-26 - TWO EXCLAIMATION MARKS!!
2003-08-26 - These entries will keep on coming. Sorry.
2003-08-26 - Peanut licker!
2003-08-25 - Dinner and drinks.
2003-08-25 - 75 cents per call, hotel policy.
2003-08-23 - I hate this city..
2003-08-22 - Donuts for everybody!
2003-08-22 - It takes heart to make a great cookie.
2003-08-19 - Take that, VH1!
2003-08-18 - *Eye twitches*
2003-08-18 - The only ring I will ever join.
2003-08-17 - Make maternal guilt work for you.
2003-08-16 - Burp.
2003-08-16 - Paper Clip J.
2003-08-12 - Phil Colins. That says it all.
2003-08-12 - COURTNEY WHERE ARE YOU!?
2003-08-11 - That's me!
2003-08-11 - Too ashamed for a title.
2003-08-10 - You're right, this was a terribly boring entry.
2003-08-07 - If everything could ever feel this real forever..
2003-08-06 - Yayyyyyyyyyyyyy!
2003-08-06 - The one where we dress up like whores.
2003-08-04 - Look everybody, it's a keg of beer!
2003-08-03 - Jesus.
2003-07-31 - Conversations go nowhere and perspective is hard to find.
2003-07-29 - I'm only writing this so the buddy list will turn red.
2003-07-24 - Happiness
2003-07-23 - Cutting back on this shit, I promise.
2003-07-23 - He was right too. My tummy is squishy.
2003-07-22 - I love money. I just do.
2003-07-22 - Proving once again that Commnder Dan can be cool.
2003-07-21 - 200 GREATEST POP CULTURE ICONS IN 24 MINUTES!
2003-07-20 - Bored.
2003-07-20 - Title pending.
2003-07-19 - No, I'm NOT being overly dramatic! SHUT UP BITCH!
2003-07-09 - Just out of spite, I'm keeping this shitty.
2003-07-09 - Early morning MTV2 fun.
2003-07-08 - Oh, like you didn't know.
2003-07-08 - Everything always works out.
2003-07-07 - My parents are disappointed in me. That's what's new.
2003-07-05 - And then Christmas was saved.
2003-07-05 - Fuck this.
2003-07-05 - Damn it.
2003-07-04 - I wish I had Jessie's Girl.
2003-07-04 - The Irish guy from Charlie's Angels is insanely sexy!
2003-07-03 - They go hand in hand.
2003-07-02 - My.. boss.. is.. named.. Weasy..
2003-07-02 - They aren't even fucking fluffy.
2003-07-01 - And I will never bathe again.