gizzhead's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The first conversation were I didn't use the word \"crizzazy.\" Courtney: Hello? Anne: You called me? Courtney: Oh yeah, I have a question.. Anne: Okay. Courtney: Why did you wash my pants? Anne: Because washing them with alcohol gets rid of ink stains. Courtney: I know, I know, but like, why the FUCK did you wash them when you knew that I was coming to get them in five minutes? Anne: I panicked! Courtney: Okay, Anne, I wouldn't have cared if you wouldn't have washed them. But now.. I have ink stained wet pants. Anne: I'm sorry! Courtney: Seriously Anne, I don't really care.. but that was the DUMBEST thing you've ever done! You're such a douche! Anne: I know.. Courtney: I got into the car and my mom was like "What a dick!" Anne: I know, I know.. Courtney: Here, my mom wants to talk to you. Yogi: Hello? Anne: Yeah? Yogi: Now Annie, you know that I love you like a daughter, but that was the STUPIDEST FUCKING THING YOU'VE EVER DONE! Anne: I'm sorry! Yogi: God, you're a douche.. Courtney: Yeah, so, what were you thinking? Anne: I don't know! I wasn't! After you called I went to look for them, found them, and screamed "FUCK!" as loud as humanly possible. I panicked and washed them. Courtney: Dude, it wouldn't been a big deal if you would've kept them dry, but now my team isn't allowed to wear their pants because I don't have mine. So yeah, they're gonna be pissed at me. Anne: Tell them I'm sorry. Courtney: God, that was just so fucking dumb! Anne: I know, I know. [Yogi says something.] Courtney: Shut the fuck up! You don't know what you're fucking talking about! This is my God damned conversation, not yours! Get my fucking Chicken McNuggets... bitch. Anne: Hahaha... Courtney: What? Anne: Hahaha... nothing. Courtney: Well, I don't really care, but like, now the varsity coach is gonna be so pissed at me. And my team is too. Anne: I know, I'm sorry.. Courtney: Yeah well, I gotta go. I'll talk to you later, you douche. 5:05 p.m. - 2003-10-23 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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